"Whisky is by far Scotland's biggest export, despite determined efforts by many Scots to consume the whole output." p.39
Xenophobe's Guide to the Scots is better than the English-Guide, but not as hilarious as the Irish-Guide. Nevertheless, a very funny read that points out all the clichés about the Scots. Though it does state some interesting facts as well. Definitely a quick and entertaining read for travel research before the journey and probably just as amusing after having been there.